just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize