every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
How naked do you want me to be?
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