Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
i believe in u and ur pee
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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