Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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