in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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