My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Can you bring me the toilet please
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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