porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
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I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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