doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
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just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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