I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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