I'm gonna have a badass scar
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
We are two peas in an std pod
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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