My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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