its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Randomize
