so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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