In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
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We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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