I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Randomize