So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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