Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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