I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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