Don't make out with my wife yet
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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