somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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