hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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