you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
kristin has been a bad kristin
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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