In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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