We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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