i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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