i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.