So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Don't say a word.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.