I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.