He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
the raccoons are back...
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