we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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