i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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