did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
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I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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