he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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