i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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