My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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