why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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