Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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