Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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