Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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