Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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