The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
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just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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