So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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