you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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