On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
