Only a mothe r could love this liver
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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