i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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