just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
you never un-have a 4some
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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