Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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