It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Randomize
