I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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