I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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