let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I smell like Dick and happiness
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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