After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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