i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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