hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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