Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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