she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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