carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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