I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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